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Old Mar 16, 2007, 08:32 AM // 08:32   #2981
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because hes on a diet! :P

why is he on a diet?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #2982
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because his wife is nagging him about his weight again!

why are the good ones always taken?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 08:59 AM // 08:59   #2983
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Because you're too slow.


Does he who drink Australian, think Upside-Down?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #2984
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rubbish.

do you want an ecto?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 09:36 AM // 09:36   #2985
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YES!

When will you give it to me?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 09:37 AM // 09:37   #2986
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I'd love an ecto.


If I found a willing woman to spank you would I be elligable for more?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 10:09 AM // 10:09   #2987
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possibly ... we'll work that out once we see the quality of said willing woman.

is it time for chocolate mudcake yet?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 10:52 AM // 10:52   #2988
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Bacon...it's ALWAYS time for Chocolate mud cake.


Does it taste any different when you eat it upside down?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 11:25 AM // 11:25   #2989
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wouldn't know. -.-

would you kill for pink bits?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 11:25 AM // 11:25   #2990
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what are pink bits? XD






Want some cheese?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #2991
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no





Wouldn't you think i would much rather have an ecto?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 01:44 PM // 13:44   #2992
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no.

if someone would give you $1000000000000000000000000000000000 dollers what would you do with it?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 01:48 PM // 13:48   #2993
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give it to charity




Do you want to go to Mississippi?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #2994
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No because you lie.


Would YOU give "it" to charity?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #2995
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I would rail charity's brains out...


Who would you rail?
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Old Mar 16, 2007, 10:03 PM // 22:03   #2996
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You.

Who are you?
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Old Mar 17, 2007, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #2997
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your worst nightmare.

what's your favourite smiley on this forum?
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Old Mar 17, 2007, 04:01 PM // 16:01   #2998
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Old Mar 17, 2007, 04:37 PM // 16:37   #2999
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A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.


This is really fun, why don't I do this more often?
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Old Mar 17, 2007, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #3000
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Because your a chinese gold farmer.

Wait who's a chinese gold farmer?
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